Oh my word. What is this, Wrinkle Therapy for Evil Geniuses? What else are you supposed to think when you see this weird mask? Wait, that's unfair, you also had good guys who wore masks. Like Batman. And that guy in V. And that bloke in an iron mask who resembled the king or something. You get what I mean.

However, this is not for masked men. Rather it is evil looking masks (anyone else thinking Jason from Friday the 13th?) for folks who want rejuvenation tactics. Oh yipee. Another great way to scare my neighbors. It could be because I read Faces Under Water recently but this video is super scary. In case you are wondering, that is a story about a bunch of people who wore masks and did crazy rituals. Except this was to their friends and family. Sort of.  

Argh, I take it back. I just saw the other side of this mask. Now it looks like the Iron Maiden. My, your poor facial muscles. Why would you put yourself through such torture? It's supposed to be small electric impulses that massage your face and gets rids of wrinkles. How the hell does it do that? By the way, any particular reason why we are subjected to a close up of the poor test subject's, I mean happy customer's, eyes? Is this a 'those aren't tears of pain, she's blinking back tears of happiness' moment? Oh boy!

Look on the bright side, at least you have something for costume parties. And a fancy trick to go along with it. You just have to make sure no one accidentally sits on this mask. Ergh, that sounded better in my head than out loud. Why can't they all be like the 'I'm on a horse' commercial? Funny with a feel-good element to it?