Finally Fast

Wow, I couldn't believe this ad was for real. It's basically a software / service that speeds up your PC. Wait, it gets better … they also state, on their site, that they can cut down on freezing and crashing. Erm …. doesn't that depend on what OS you have and what you use your computer for anyway?

There are some excellent remarks by the folks who uploaded this video. Like the fact that this PC-only product is running on a Mac. I also noticed that the various loading screens look like the weird spam links you end up on online. You know, where you end up on a site that looks like a Windows file browser window and it says that your PC is under threat? Which is especially funny when you are browsing the net using a different OS.

Turn off the lights and I glow

Oh man, if you check their website, they also have a section on how they can help in various ways, you know, in addition to helping out with speeding up your PC. The one I clicked on was about protecting your kid from online dangers. I love how they tell you that using stealth mode isn't really spying on your kids. Or that it is really bad. Yea, good job losing the trust of your kid. At least let the brat know you are spying on them. Check out how it all comes across as this weird Big Brother scenario. Thus, you get to see their chat messages and view their emails. Oooooh boy! This is worse than the 'how to spot if your kid is a goth' list.