I’m sorry, but how has “lazy” become a selling point? I may not specialize in sales copy, but even I know enough to realize that promoting a product as “lazy” may not be the best choice. Unless of course, you are marketing your product to coach potatoes. Maybe they appreciate blunt honesty? Maybe they do not consider the term “lazy” to be derogatory, more like a state of mind.

I mean, if you thought the Snuggie was bad (and all those copycat versions out there), trust me, this is waaaayy worse. In fact, it takes the concept of wrapping your body in polar fleece to a whole new level of slacker.  Not only does the Forever Lazy allow you to plop on the sofa, in front of the TV or with a good book (yea, right) all day but it also helps you … how does one put this delicately… relieve yourself without actually undressing. Yes. You read that right. People have now become so lazy that they choose products that make urinating and defecating less of a nuisance, less of a hassle. We all love a good pair of slip on shoes, but this is ridiculous.

Of course, you are probably assuming that no one in their right mind would make such a purchase. Come on. I know you are curious. You don’t want to read any further, and yet, you do. It is one of the most popular items currently available at AsSeenOnTV.com, right up there with Pajama Jeans. *shudders*