Is there anything you can't do, Liza Minnelli?

Looking like her usual glamorous and hammered self, Liza Minnelli appeared on the Home Shopping Network to promote her new fashion line, the "Liza Collection" which is exactly what you would expect from the legendary gay icon: lots and lots of sparkle and shine.

But the clothes and jewelry are only half the fun of this clip. Watch Liza chat with callers and ramble incomprehinsibly about molding the clay, making a record while lying on her back, and watch as she bosses her models around.