The Suggestive Saddle Machine?

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She's having a bit too much fun?She's having a bit too much fun?
Can I just say this now … I hope never to see anyone try this in a public place. So far I have been lucky, unlike this poor bloke. Yea, if I were him in that situation, I would be traumatized too.

The topic in question is a saddle-like exercise gear. You know, you get this machine which has a saddle that moves (shakes? Gyrates? Grinds?) under you. As if that was not bad enough, turns out, you can set it to different speeds. Ooooh, this is just as bad as that jerky-hand-motion dumbell!

Well, I found the Japanese ad for this weird product. Actually, it might be the Japanese version of it as opposed to it being the one made by the same company. It doesn't really matter as they are both really really bad. I mean, doesn't everyone 'exercising' on this look like it should be a scene from Coyote Ugly (well, whatever was originally on the audition tape anyway)?


And if you think that short-wearing guy and skinny demo woman were bad, wait until you get past 1:16. Sure, the lady in the magenta sweater looks perfectly innocent and then she pulls her bedroom face on everyone. Was she trying to look surprised? Or did something else just happen there? And tell me, why is the guy in the bit after Ecstatic Magenta Woman watching a video about horses? I am so glad folks will be trying this out in the privacy of their own homes. I hope the curtains are drawn for this one.